Dear El País,
I get it. I don’t give a crap about football, either. But you’ve made a habit of giving U.S. news more ink than it deserves, so you have to pay lip service to the Super Bowl.
But at least get the basics right.
The most important position in football is Q-U-A-R-T-E-R-B-A-C-K.
The first name of the quarterback who won this year’s championship is R-U-S-S-E-L-L.
And the guys responsible for frenetic, shirtless writhing during the halftime show are the Red Hot Chili P-E-P-P-E-R-S.