Want to insult a tree? El País can show you how.
STEP 1: Pick a tree.
Aim high. Choose a big tree. A majestic tree. The tallest living thing known to science.
STEP 2: Misspell the tree’s name.
Do it in a way that evokes a vastly inferior member of the vegetable kingdom.
STEP 3: Do it AGAIN.
By now the tree is so pissed off that it didn’t even notice that you called its home a “nacional” park.