How to insult a tree

Want to insult a tree? El País can show you how.

STEP 1: Pick a tree.
Aim high. Choose a big tree. A majestic tree. The tallest living thing known to science.

STEP 2: Misspell the tree’s name.
Do it in a way that evokes a vastly inferior member of the vegetable kingdom.

reedwood1

STEP 3: Do it AGAIN.

reedwood2

By now the tree is so pissed off that it didn’t even notice that you called its home a “nacional” park.

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