Rule #1 of English: Any old consonant cluster will do, because they all sound exactly the same.
From yesterday’s La Vanguardia.
The legendary British comedy troupe Monty Python have reunited for 10 live shows in London. The Spanish papers are covering this news with their characteristic disregard for the fundamentals.
Here’s ABC, with a nice fat typo right in the headline:
Diari de Tarragona delivers a one-two punch, also with a daringly large typeface:
But the all-around winner, clocking in with one veiled swipe about John Cleese’s potbelly and a whopping FIVE typos, is El Correo‘s longtime UK correspondent, Iñigo Gurruchaga.
Esteemed journalists, on behalf of the English language, I apologize for all the crazy tasks the letter h is expected to perform (i.e., everything but remain silent). But it’s getting you in all sorts of trouble (see here, here and especially here), so please: just Google it.
Thanks to alert readers Chris Pellow and KO for the photos.