The Minister of Foreing Affairs returns from self-imposed exile today to bring you a gift from the heavens.

Feast your eyes on this fine specimen from yesterday’s La Vanguardia:

Bratt Pitt

I mean, Brat Pitt

Or is it Bard Pitt?

No, actually, it’s:

What they’ve done to Marion Cotillard’s name pales in comparison and I won’t even mention it.